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Happy Mother's Day to all of the
mothers of MPC!
What a blessing a Godly mother is to a family. May the Lord
richly bless each one of you today and during the coming year.
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Today is also Pentecost Sunday!
We are truly blessed with a wonderful Pentecostal heritage.
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Bro. Yates will be our special guest speaker this evening. Come expecting a great time in the Lord. Invite someone to come with you!
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There will be Praisers & Musicians practice this evening at
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Generation 2:9 will
be practicing this Thursday, May 15, from
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"A mother is never
cocky or proud, because she knows the school principal may call at any minute
to report that her child has just driven a motorcycle through the
gymnasium."
-- Mary Kay Blakeley
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Diamonds in the Rough
will be holding their PreSchool Graduation next
Sunday evening at
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A special "thank you" to Diamonds in the Rough for blessing the church with a riding lawn mower.
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Things a Mom Would NEVER Say!
“Yeah,
I used to skip school a lot, too. “
“Just
leave all the lights on….it makes the house look more cheery.”
“Let
me smell that shirt---Yeah, it’s good for another week.”
“Go
ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll
be glad to feed and walk him every day.”
“Well,
if Timmy’s mom says it’s OK, that’s good enough for me.”
“The
curfew is just a general time to shoot for.
It’s not like I’m running a prison around here.”
“I
don’t have a tissue with me…just use your sleeve.”
“Don’t bother wearing a jacket – the wind chill is bound to improve.”
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What Famous Mothers Might Have Said
Mona Lisa's Mother: "After all that money your father and
I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"
Humpty Dumpty's Mother: "Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to
sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!"
Babe Ruth's Mother: "Babe, how many times have I told you
-- quit playing ball in the house! That's the third broken window this
week!"
Michelangelo's Mother: "Mike, can't you
paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get
that stuff off the ceiling?"
Napoleon's Mother: "All right, Napoleon. If you aren't
hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there
and prove it!"
Abraham Lincoln's Mother: "Again with the
stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other
kids?"
Batman's Mother: "It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you
realize how much the insurance is going to be?"
Goldilocks' Mother: "I've got a bill here for a busted
chair from the Bear family. You know anything about this, Goldie?"
Little Miss Muffet's Mother: "Well, all I've got to
say is if you don't get off your tuffet and start cleaning
your room, there'll be a lot more spiders around here!"
Albert Einstein's Mother: "But, Albert, it's
your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel,
mousse, something...?"
George Washington's Mother: "The next time I catch
you throwing money across the
Jonah's Mother: "That's a nice story, but
now tell me where you've really been for the last three days.
Superman's Mother: "
Thomas Edison's Mother: "Of course I'm proud
that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and
get to bed!"